I am neither in the business of predicting doom nor a profiteer of macabre articles. But my people, shd u be a foreigner right now in South Africa, esp. black; all indications are, ur in big trouble come the last whistle of the world cup.
And should u be busy slaying a local girl… do it fast and furious. After that, give her a peck on the bums with these words…“MaNtuli, my sugar, love u, till we meet again”, give her taxi money and bolt for your safety.
One of the reasons among others why we rgoin 2b beaten-up is about service delivery.
Foreign men are being delivered services terribly and mercilessly by the local girls without fear or favour. We do this with so much impunity.
This comes at the expense of the local men. Most foreign men like Ugandans take no prisoners when it comes to a "good old local shag". They have big sticks and tend to be great punishers.
And there is no rzn why we shdnt. First of all, most of our own girls are not pretty… at least Iv never seen a sober Kenyan girl or an above-average Ugandan girl. Tanzania, that one is a basket case.
On top of them, they are complex both in attitude and language. One has to think long and hard on how, why and when to ask for the pie. U can’t say it directly or she will call the cops. Atlst with Rwandese, u raise your middle finger and then she gets a clue.
With Ugandan girls, u have to draw some captions (of a memory stick and a USB port) on a piece of a paper and give it to her while looking the other way! Waiting for your fate… I can as well wait for my HIV results.
Or u nd to be a liar of a sort. Ok, I know women are engineered to reject the truths and ingest all the lies… Ooops!
But words have to be like this “Hey, Nakagoma, I want to marry u”… while leading her to a very dark place. Even when destination is reached, ur still nt guaranteed of the potato salad coz she is still wide awake and still looking. Hee! Hee!
And our own foreign girls are not helping. They refuse to be shagged by the locals except for a few who can’t take it while lying down.
But most rather grow cobweb or join Pornography Anonymous. For Kenyans, I know are gd at sexting to their hommies bk at home and masturbation while Tanzanians just don’t have private parts. Period.
The other argument is that local chicks are so many. The ratios are just mind-boggling. In truth, foreign men even with the help of Zimbabweans cannot finish them. Jails are overflowing to the detriment of the bedroom social structure.
In South Africa women are so many that one can afford a 6-pack in each province (9 Provinces all together) while not getting drunk and without tripping on one another. While one is leaving, another is coming. Hee! Hee! No traffic worries or head-on collision.
Another reason is, local girls world over go for foreign men. It’s so normal and not unusual. It’s a case of sex with a stranger; the urge of the unknown; the power of imagination. Simple!
But on the other hand, there is a case of self-preservation. And this is where I feel for South African men. I wdnt want my sister to run-off with a man from a different culture; especially if the man is not a muganda man. Baganda are the only ethnic group I know of. Others I just hear abt...
But the truths is that Indians fuck Indians, black people hump fellow blacks and whites masturbate fellow whites.
Lastly, life in a foreign land is hard…so we get hardened with circumstances and what is a hardened man supposed to do…Find a softener. It could be fabric or lubric…Ha! Ha!
Enjoy the weekend!
No comments:
Post a Comment