Meaningless sex is better than meaningful celibacy, according to the World Cup 2010 end of year poll conducted by Hanningtonsbraai.
Most of the respondents were foreign affairs studying and living in South Africa.
They were the sleaziest from Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda, Rwanda, Congo and Zimbos!
This was discovered after many girls and boys were asked about the sexual life of studying and living in South Africa.
Many agreed, they would rather engage in meaningless hammering in order to spice up their stay in a harsh and unforgiving yet great country.
But they emphasized that the sex is always discreet in order to protect their moral fibres imported with them from home. Yes! imported with them...
Those women who are lucky enough to have creamy pies; morality is always getting in the way-a constant battle of a sort.
And usually as it often happens, the creamy pie wins.
Many argued that its coz the creamy pie is a powerful kink-o-meter, tough to control especially in the presence of love (disputed), the cold winter nights, and the large cocktails served in Newscafe.
One girl even went as-far-as attributing it to the food (spare ribs hee! hee!) saying that that’s why even the local girls are sex- crazed.
But the highlight of the study is that many respondents especially Ugandans admitted that the "meaningless sex is rife and actually meaningful"
"We usually do it after braais (something meaty!!), in Stones (pigsty), and whenever we at our balls (oops!) halls of residence"... Namichila, said.
"Hannington, its tough spending the whole year crossing the legs yet one can get-away with it if done discreetly"
"...and the good thing is that our boyfriends back at home understand the situation.
So asked "isn’t that cheating...?" "Yes, Hannington, it is but its not like he's is going find out"
For Tanzanians (crack-heads), on top of the desire to be dominated, spanked, they like it in the rear, something that one Mwalimu agreed that "is the best"...Sies!
Most Kenyans (Migingo Islands) agreed that cheating on your partner is the best way of solving relationship woes, something I fully agree with.
Whereas most Ugandan men agreed that if there's no kiss by the end of the first date, there's clearly no chemistry and I'm moving on.
Rwandese succulent mango-girls agreed that they are always tight-marked by their fellow Rwandese men, a symbol of protectionism.
But one girl named Tulikumana said, "...it’s just a waste of time. We are slippery Kigali nipples who enjoy breaking loose any minute."
Asked about the whole garbage of love, there was a chorus of admission that it’s the greatest human stupidity ever... but all agreed that it’s over rated and quite a painful thing for no clear reasons!
One shocking part of the survey was a girl from Sudan who puts sugar inside herself to make sure that her boyfriend stays around... Mhmm! Sugar inside yourself...? Why not tomato paste?
A guy from Congo complained that he doesn't seem to get the respect he deserves from his neighbours simply becoz his girlfriend is so loud!
