Uganda Society Dinner: Thank you all!

Some parties are indeed designed to put a smile on your face.

You will look forward to it, prepare for it and attend it without a second thought.

And when you are on it just like….you all know, you see why “it’s so nice living and that why life is so good”

A beautiful well decorated Inkwazi Country Lodge-which by the way keeps growing and changing by sunrise was the scene of one of the best parties of 2010-2ND Annual Uganda Society Dinner.

Pretty-legged Kim Kardashian-bottomed girls with golden brown thighs contrasted in black, red, satin blue stylish evening dresses expensively-looking as ever roaming the lush well pedicure and manicured lawns.

These girls all looked so great and inviting, seemingly ready-to-play like kittens on a Turkish-fur rug.

And I am saying this coz Uganda girls tend not to be hot. They have that habit-perfected over generations of a cold front hanging in both their faces and mouth.

They have that facial-habit of “I won’t give you until I get to know your parents”. 

"U are not my favourite horoscope so we can’t kiss…" "U can’t stand so close to me coz people will think u want to enter me…" blah, blah and that sort of garbage.

But that Saturday night was all different! They all looked firely, lively and on the go. Succulent faces were all over.

These same green lawns also hosted scores of prickly men in black suits and fat wallets ready to mingle and bingo. 

Many were responsible for the mean machines paraded like it was Jacob Zuma and his cabinet.

Meanwhile the team behind the scenes Alma, Patricia and President Kazoora were busy doing their thing-rummaging through, chocolates cakes, gifts and making sure all is well.

The best dressed girl Keliza was worthy the present and I am sure Roland complimented her with another massive one. 

Past President Natacia Mpanga who initiated the idea was also mugged with a present. Quincy in his penis-erect tie scooped the best dressed male.

I also received one for refusing to grow up and preying on innocent students even when I know they are not yet ready! Hee! Hee! I am so humbled and thank you.

Defiant DJ Mark spinning up the hits right behind the machines smiling and humbly-looking as usual.

In all fairness, such scenes are not usual in today’s times of recession and persistently low quality people.

The Kenyan delegation of 8 led by Mr. Rottock Tall, entrepreneur and brains behind Expatriate magazine (wonderful, wonderful stuff) with his hot Carol…Oh! Carol… graced the occasion. Three other hot Kenyans girls spiced the event. 

This is a vote of confidence given they were coming from their own societal dinner.

But why are good MC’s so scarce? Is it coz of facebook/ twitter or …. The genes of wonderful and humorous MC’s is depleting.

And again, why is rice so difficult to cook? Chinese and many others flat-iron bottomed squinted eyed Orientals are all over. Surely, the chef shd have contacted the Chinese embassy.

It was indeed a big and successful day. My father, baby sister and brother attended. May be they were proud of me...

Till next year, just stay tuned for AUPSA and Afrigo.
Nice week!