In life we have two kinds of people. The intelligent and the lamb!
But how does one spot the difference? This is how: The lamb will say “The sky has now been opened after the worst volcanic efartsion… while the intelligent will ask “How can one close and then open the sky…and with what kind of key?
The author of the articles on Hannington’s braai is a lamb, no doubt abt that. A few acolytes join in, here. He then ejaculates trash while the intelligent consume it.
But the trouble with the world, as it has always been; is with the intelligent (sic) and not the dumb!
And more problematic to the human race, is that, one is likely to find these intelligent people at varsity, something I totally find ludicrous! But as we all know, these days’ universities are a cesspool of banality that is destroying civilization.
Some go there to study quantum law; others just don’t know what they study. As long as they get jobs after. One chap is even studying a module “How to spot the G-spot of a dog 101”.
And it’s these idiots who try so hard to find sense in life, itself- that also double and want meaning in my articles. It just gets me hot in my loins coz it’s so stupid.
They fondle my style of writing in the most indecent way that one wonders how they manage to stay dry!
The other day sm intelligent grown woman with piggy buttocks sent an article (Ref: Carol’s arse and gangstalicious arse aint mean a wedding, 30th March, 2010) to the parents of her friend. She said… “Look! You see this kind of writing…? I’ve always convinced u that this Hannington guy is not normal. He has a scrotum…” Hee! Hee!
But as we all know most intelligent people are dumb. They are a miserable lot responsible for the many woes of the human race. For example, no intelligent person has managed to end poverty or even stemmed man-cheating. They just contribute to more of it….
It’s true that being intelligent is so outdated! U can’t tell some one any more these days that u graduated on top of your class teacher. Being on top and finishing first is no longer exciting!
It’s like a woman getting excited that she has breasts. “Hey! Hanny, come milk me… I have pointers”. Come on… The era of being the best is long gone.
In fact, these days, life rewards the shrewd and imbeciles. Toyota, Goldman Sucks, Enron, Chogm, Hitachi, etc. You stick to one partner ur finished! It’s that simple.
In truth, many of the garbage I write has nothing to do with being intelligent simply coz the so called intelligent are the Newdumbfoundlamb!
It’s in a way service whose significance is beyond the Garden of Eden. It’s a tool for the low-minded rhetoric, a boon to inform the over-informed.
Enjoy your week!
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