Iddy el' Fitr on Kato's b.day against burning the Quran...This Saturday!

In an environment where the landscape is dotted with butcheries, an assortment of drumsticks in miniskirts, Kentucky Fried Chicken and condoms, fasting is the hardest to attempt.

Trouble with Ramadan is; it’s associated with excessive ascetic practices like abstinence from food and fasting sex.

So ancient and outdated is such that these days it’s left to celebrities who do it for vanity in order to look slim. 

We all know, it’s a positive virtue to satisfy every human desire...So why get a hard-on and look the other way instead of approaching her and hammering the hell out of her.

In Ramadan, one is also more likely to encounter the smell of bad breath than the aroma of meat burning somewhere. 

It’s simply coz guys spend the whole day without opening their mouth and when they do, its disaster.

U not even allowed to brush in the morning coz Colgate could taste like tart and end up eating the whole tube.

In South Africa, its even tougher coz it comes at a time when short skirts are out on top of braai stands.

And bcoz the SHORT SKIRTS ARE OUT WITH THE SUN, and BUTCHERIES are wide open...this Saturday we will celebrate the end of starvation by eating Iddy. We will compensate for all the self-induced hungers sex strike abstinence.

It also happens to be Kato's b.day! So Emmy the serious Moslem will pull out pillao and we will come with the meat. It's at 2pm at Menlyn Place. 

Come with your mother fuckin' drinks!!
Cu!