Women's Day: Rachel n Frank's Birthday braai and True Story night gig...

A lot many people around the world don’t realise how important it is to have women on top. 

Sm just can’t simply fathom the whole idea of a woman on top, be it in office, at home, in the kitchen or even at the sports ground. Oscof, this is especially so of men.

Bt this kind of stereotype can only be blamed on the missionaries like John Hannington Speke. They came pretending to be looking for rivers that flow massively thereby coming up with their own style of spreading the word. Where they got it from…God knows! 

They argued that women tend to get tired easily while on top, they also tend to suffer from acrophobia and they are more likely to feel shy while up there. 

There is no doubt their style is to look down on women …hee! hee!

Today things are a hell lot different. Some of the best roughriders are women. Also some of the best screwdrivers of buses are women and so are bus riders.

In essence, what men can do, women too, can. Just go to the ladies bathrooms in many of the hangout places, u will find them peeing while standing. Some oscof use vuvuzelas to target properly. Ha!

Govt's around the world led by the ladies' man Mr.Jacob Zuma, hv also come to the table. They have declared women’s day which intentionally (sic) falls on 8th March. 

Here in South Africa it’s on the 8th of August-this weekend which will automatically make Monday a pubic (Ha!)Holiday! Long weekend indeed for women to be on top!!!

So to celebrate these beautiful creatures that fell from heaven like manna, massive parties await for all party animals:

1. Rachel, (u know Edward Mukwaya...?) together with Frank-in-law, (Dont disappoint, invite all those MEDUNSA chics) are having a massive birthday braai this Saturday at Queenswood, their country home. Food and meat will be on the house in the house and at the house. But, come with yo bloody drinks. Time=2pm.

2. Then True Story Entertainment will later in the night (9:30pm) fire up the dance floor at Just Cuban, Hatfield nxt to Brooklyn Police Xenophobia. For a paltry R30, DJ Mark and DJ Malusu (I love the guys name) will spin the vinyls passing out sound like no other. According to the info from the loud mouth reaching my silent ears; the first 150 ladies to cum will each get a free glass of Cuban wine! Now what the fuck is Cuban wine? May be Fidel Castro’s pee...hee! hee! The guy can wee, eh!

All are invited. Ugandans, Kenyans, Tzanians (no private parts), Darfur, Congolians, Zimbos, Malawians, Mzansi's Angolians, Gerians, Ghanana Republic etc

NOTE: A boring braai/party is way much better than a boring house eagerly waiting for a phone call from cheats!

Cu!