When two student-penises decide to meet up on mountain in Hatfield, the rest of us shd be afraid! Possibilities are; they are busy looking in each others pants arguing the difference between a testicle and a scrotum or they could be busy wiring each other on who is bigger and more violent.
Brian Ikote wed Michael Kazora are organising a party in Hatfield, 4th June at Just Cuban next to Brooklyn police station. Yes, next to a police station. Rather misbehave in front of the cops than behind where u could be easily winded-out.
It’s dubbed “ALL I DO IS WIN”… U can imagine such a theme. Now oscof, with the Soccer World Cup in our midst, the buzz word is win, win and win. Men are players, kabisa!
But what’s it with men and winning? And winning what-anyway? Apparently: THE BEST DRESSED MAN AND LADY GET A BOTTLE OF CIROC RED BERRY”.
Great news! So in other ward there has to be effort in dressing-in what…? RED CROCS BERRY….Hee! hee!
But who’s interested in winning a bottle of some black man’s white pee laced with preservatives? I hear P.DIDDY…. Why not win a woman instead; a Brazilian soccer fan, to be precise?
I am going to attend this party; simply bcoz the lead DJ is white. He’s Josh and a very gr8 friend. Altho’ I’ve never quite understood why he still has a phone yet he chills with black people. Brave, hey!
There are also black djs from Mozambique, DJ Muwanguzi Mark (resident DJ of Libido Beach, Uganda and another called Musilu!
But, I am told the party has been inspired by Cocaine female soccer fans from Buenos Aires. Cz their supplier and his team are camping at Varsity of Pretoria’s High Performance Centre, apparently they want to see black men. MEN and not boys! And I AM ONE OF THEM…
As for any women out their, the season of starvation is upon u. Kayasi! My dear, if u dint plan for your libido and saved for a dildo, trouble.
Men are going to party football, drink beer and play women. After all, it’s a man’s world. Go to the police and report me!
Enjoy the sheets! hee! hee!
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