As you all know most Ugandans are wimps. They can’t even “sing” in their own shower rooms later on compose their own stories.
Although they are better looking than Tanzanian women, they are still not convincing in anything.
Most they do is surf porn, fake facebook updates (I do) and loiter their apartments with no signatures whatsoever on anything! So sad!
They can’t even phantom what their own obituary will read when they kick the bucket.
And as u all know, I have always loved writing, in much the same way I have loved meat, girls, newscafe and sex. (Oops! did I say it?)
But then one equally meets a man of destiny, an expatriate of reason, a blacker-than-life figure.
This man is KC Rottok. And sadly, he’s Kenyan although luckily East African.
Friday, the 4th, this guy did what no other East African has done ever before-followed his dream!
With a relentless assault on entrepreneurship, Mr. Rottok accompanied by a dedicated team led by Carol Ma'beautiful, launched Expatriate Magazine Vol. 2 amid a tumultuous atmosphere.
Shaking it and moving it, the tall dark handsome looking fella, a CA by the day and writer by night, this Expatriate Editor cum Managing Director hosted the who-is-who of East Africa.
And if u missed this occasion, just know ur a nobody! And no one cares about u! Period!
Hosted at the Old Mutual Theatre at Nelson Mandela Sq., the glamorous evening is one to remember.
Beautiful and good smelling people were all over.
I sat next to the Kenyan Ambassador and his wife, while my leg was crossed over to the Tanzanian High Commissioner shoulder blade.
A fun evening with lots of drumsticks for single men to takeaway... Kenyans moreover. Ooh! La! La!
Ugandans were few in number, something that defies logic... I mean; free food on top of free entrance, a free copy of the magazine and may be a free girl to kiss-what more can one ask for?
The launched copy itself is half Ugandan, with all last year’s events (Uganda student’s dinner, Buganda Cultural day, AUPSA and a note from its chairman-Mr. Allen Mutono, all in colour and picture.
There is oscof my article, then an interview with the Ugandan Ambassador, Laura Kagame and her lodge business, Gaetano (Abby’s whopper) and so much more.
But importantly, The Expatriate magazine offers an opportunity to whoever cares to advertise their business or services.
It’s a link between movers and shakers from the East and Central Africa region, a voice of immigrants and a window of progress.
Go to facebook and join Expatriate and shd u want to subscribe or free copy, hurry, hurry...quick, quick!
Call Rottok on +27721231020 or visit www.expatriate.co.za.
Cheers!
