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Friday, March 18, 2011
DREAMS: Mr. Rottok-Expatriate Magazine is the way to go!
As you all know most Ugandans are wimps. They can’t even “sing” in their own shower rooms later on compose their own stories.
Although they are better looking than Tanzanian women, they are still not convincing in anything.
Most they do is surf porn, fake facebook updates (I do) and loiter their apartments with no signatures whatsoever on anything! So sad!
They can’t even phantom what their own obituary will read when they kick the bucket.
And as u all know, I have always loved writing, in much the same way I have loved meat, girls, newscafe and sex. (Oops! did I say it?)
But then one equally meets a man of destiny, an expatriate of reason, a blacker-than-life figure.
This man is KC Rottok. And sadly, he’s Kenyan although luckily East African.
Friday, the 4th, this guy did what no other East African has done ever before-followed his dream!
With a relentless assault on entrepreneurship, Mr. Rottok accompanied by a dedicated team led by Carol Ma'beautiful, launched Expatriate Magazine Vol. 2 amid a tumultuous atmosphere.
Shaking it and moving it, the tall dark handsome looking fella, a CA by the day and writer by night, this Expatriate Editor cum Managing Director hosted the who-is-who of East Africa.
And if u missed this occasion, just know ur a nobody! And no one cares about u! Period!
Hosted at the Old Mutual Theatre at Nelson Mandela Sq., the glamorous evening is one to remember.
Beautiful and good smelling people were all over.
I sat next to the Kenyan Ambassador and his wife, while my leg was crossed over to the Tanzanian High Commissioner shoulder blade.
A fun evening with lots of drumsticks for single men to takeaway... Kenyans moreover. Ooh! La! La!
Ugandans were few in number, something that defies logic... I mean; free food on top of free entrance, a free copy of the magazine and may be a free girl to kiss-what more can one ask for?
The launched copy itself is half Ugandan, with all last year’s events (Uganda student’s dinner, Buganda Cultural day, AUPSA and a note from its chairman-Mr. Allen Mutono, all in colour and picture.
There is oscof my article, then an interview with the Ugandan Ambassador, Laura Kagame and her lodge business, Gaetano (Abby’s whopper) and so much more.
But importantly, The Expatriate magazine offers an opportunity to whoever cares to advertise their business or services.
It’s a link between movers and shakers from the East and Central Africa region, a voice of immigrants and a window of progress.
Go to facebook and join Expatriate and shd u want to subscribe or free copy, hurry, hurry...quick, quick!
Call Rottok on +27721231020 or visit www.expatriate.co.za.
Cheers!
Friday, December 10, 2010
2010 HATFIELD SEXUAL SURVEY
Friday, November 26, 2010
ASSOCIATION OF UGANDAN PROFESSIONALS IN SOUTH AFRICA
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Your sex guide to December holidays!
If u don’t want and tired, go to some other society, somewhere where dogs just stare at each other.
Sex is a function of biology and evolution, so it’s fair we meet and fulfill all the urges whether with your girlfriend or not. (Me, I have one so no time to be funny, hee! hee!)
Now, in small towns of Hatfield, Sunnyside and other supplying points; at this time of the year life starts slowing down like boiling milk removed from the fire.
It’s that time of the year when the rolling of eyes is done for now until new products are brought on the shelf, next year.
January is a time for the fresh doughnuts from the villages all over Uganda and statements like “nga uve changed!” A polite way of saying uv grown fat and ugly with slight wrinkles.
Students, many who have spent the whole year acting porn, while others been rejected by boys for entirely clear reasons…are done with exams and busy packing for far-away lands where there's no even access to facebook.
But it’s also time to brush up the American accents ready for Effendy’s and Zanzi the pig joint. Yes, order for pork chops in an Afrikanner-American tongue.
For many black children, from the rest of Africa, it’s the last time to bite bread mixed with meat and nivea like stuff called mayonnaise.
But how abt those who can’t and don’t want to go home?
Here is your guide to a blissful December holiday:
Uc, South Africa can tend to be a lonely plot, during x-mass. For boys, it’s even worse coz all the naked girls are gone.
But over time, I have learnt, meaning to life is as far as one wants to find it.
You don’t have to hit the pedals because he or she is out of sight…. If anything, time to explore new routes, time to check out new sights and sounds, and a time to rediscover yourself.
I have also learnt that just as there are girls who quit the suburban male race, hundreds are ready to come to the big cities for some excitement.
All they want is accommodation and be ready to tour around. The topics of conversation with such girls’ shd be abt shopping malls, bumping into soapie stars, and a good time.
If you have been longing to take a road trip to the land of pretty women, (Eastern Cape), this is the time. Forget Cape Town, Durban, blah, blah… EC is the place.
With 2 dozens of wellington boots, you will have a truly amazing experience. Life is cheap (and indeed can be cheap if ur not careful) while there.
Xhosa women can be a festival of a sort. Burning and sensational in all ways. They know how to care of a needy man.
Don’t miss. If u need connections, I have quite a number of contacts there (remember I once worked in the then University of Transkei).
Just come to the braai this Saturday, then will scroll in my wallet. Hee!
Monday, November 15, 2010
AFRIGO BAND: Ugandans in South Africa to hold referendum on what time a concert should start.
And this was no more evident than at the Afrigo Band concert.
It’s Saturday 6 Nov., I had just come back from picking samosas from Curry Mucherville, in Labium (oops! Ladium) when the clouds started pissing on my head.
It's a mixed crowd of largely the old faithfuls; some as old as the mighty band itself, who like it live...Hmmm! Who have never bought into the whole concept of Cd's... Think big!!
A scene of festive commotion brewing and for the organisers, the pulses start pounding; apprehensive as to what to expect.
But again a time to be "real men" and be ready to live with any consequences anticipated or real.
It’s also the fatigue that’s visiting on everyone who’s part of this: Dr. Lubega, Dr. Wasswa (Financiers), CharlesMugerwa (Director PAMATA), Julius Kyakuwa (Creative Director and Artistic guru-PAMATA) Ronnie Nsubuga(Sound and Light Engineer) and myself, publicity and marketing.
All the above, are highly talented and focused individuals apart from the last chap…
Even with the scores of events I have been part of, Afrigo tour was on another level. I am already, tired and exhausted.
It’s a 16-band member (oops! the other way other round, member band), who have been in the business of show business for over 30 years.
But this is a virgin territory, a new place never seen before. It’s South Africa, the United States of Africa and the Europe of the black continent and the UN crime capital.
A place where partying, clubbing and having a good time is woven in every inhabitant. The most favoured country on the continent by international artists and bands.
But as the clock ticks to the final hour of the start, the initial joy is fading, it's panicking…real challenges kick in.
Computicket, the guys charged with selling and issuing of door-tickets are nowhere to be seen. Bloody idiots!
More questions hover for the organisers: What next, shall we pull this off and the big one “Will Afrigo mirror Juliana (graveyard thriller) who so many Ugandans in South Africa loathe/hate for her terribly poor performance”
Surely, the night is further from over. No time to relax.
It's exactly 8pm and the show is underway. I bounced/clapped/sang and cheered in my seat while scrutinizing every aspect of the show.
But many also considered the hall as not the best for a live band. The musicians apparently like to be this close to their audience, too.
They argued that "The proximity of a huge surging crowd apparently has a galvanising effect on the finest musicians. It makes them play out their skins"
Concert goers need to feel that hurricane blasts of noise from the sound of guitars to accentuate showmanship.
Monday, October 25, 2010
AFRIGO BAND ALIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA
Nature relies on instinct and so do peoples and their music.
On the 6th of Nov, 2010, (this week) as the sun sets on the lush green lawns of University of Pretoria Sports ground, music and dance will once again be the centre of attraction.
It won’t be the usual hannington’s braai (facebook group) that have long been the tradition of the place.
Instead, it will be a mother of all shows, a performance and possibly a music fest never seen before.
Afrigo Band, Uganda’s oldest and most celebrated band will be performing live for the first time in South Africa.
Right inside Rembrandt Hall at the Tuks Sports ground, it will only be entertainment and sound.
A band which has been voted number one in Uganda and other parts of the world as the most popular by demand, opinion and by popular vote will dazzle all.
A 16-person line-up of cult personalities like lead singer and front-man Moses Matovu, then Joanita Kawalya, Rachael Magoola, Eddy Yawe and Congolese dance specialists; a glorious night awaits all revelers.
This will also double as a grand launch of PAMATA (Pan African Music And Theatre Arts), local dance, theatre and arts group. Visit www.pamata.co.za
It promises to be a scorching performance on the hottest night of the South African party calendar.
Keyboard maestros, accomplished saxophonists, the Jimmy Hendrix re-incarnations massaging the guitars, fine drummers complimented by gorgeous voices; this will be a night of hip-swinging and life-enhancing splendour.
A music extravaganza with a typical sense of African rhythm; this promises to set everyone on fire. Miracles will happen... Those unable to shake their waists will rise up and feel the beat.
With huge singles like Speed, Jim, Obangaina, Amazzi g’enyama to their latest hits..., this only once-in-a-life time show will rock everyone.
The question is: Where will you be when history is unfolding? Why short-change yourself to a lukewarm evening when you can actually celebrate life like never before?
Come live rent-free for a whole night on a floor that will explode into a raging dance fest of drums, reggae and afro pop!
If you have so little in terms of financial wealth; but so rich in spirit of togetherness, then for only R300, this will be an unforgettable night.
Special sitting for those who wish to be pampered will come at a cost of R500.
And if you are a scholar, for R150 only, you will have the best end-of-year party.
All these categories are available at all Computicket outlets countrywide, though doing it fast might save you from any regrets!
For me there has been only one BAND overs years that has remained transfixed in sheer perfection, great voices that come piercing through the illusion of daily life, its beauty and challenges. AFRIGO BAND...
Cu later in the week!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
hanningtonsbraai.blogspot.com: Comments are welcome!
That's fine. In fact, its healthy to comment on anything.
I have been advised by some to take up writing, while others remind me how gifted I am like I don't know whats in my pants...hee! hee!
A few have been advised to hook up with guys like Sagara, Ernest Bazanye, and Timothy Bukumne, but not any women. Sad!
Guys like Appolo, Bukenya Moses, Emmy, Tendo, Craig, Kato, Shema, Felix, Bale, Stella Nambalirwa, Allen, David, Peter, Kiyingi (I have never mate), Moe in Canada, Sharon, Emma, Mubiru Edward (Botswana), Grace Mukwaya (hannington, ur wasting your talent...), Judith, Ikote, Jackie, Edgar Katiti and so many others... Ur the reason why I am still passing out these windy messages
It's also true, people have kicked me out of their networks (facebook) coz of the offensive, controversial, bigotry and abusive language I use.
I have been rebuked, ridiculed and even called a "not fit for a dog's breakfast" by some ugly woman in Cape Town who I suspect sleeps with her dog.
Others think I need psychiatric evaluation... Who doesn't?
One member thinks I might be a good screw while another thinks I suffer from premature ejaculations...hee! hee!
One even thought I was married..."Hannington don't you fear your wife reading this"
"Hannington, do u realise ugot family...Can u imagine what Napo feels when she reads this...blah, blah
Hannington's braai has even two departed souls (R.I.P) who I think about every other day!
These are people who will never "leave" this group. And I will never stop celebrating them...
But some are also eagerly waiting for the kind of woman I will marry coz I am so harsh on ugly girls...But it's not my fault!
In fact I don't know why such don't also wait for God who created these creatures... Why me?
But friends, its all fine and healthy. In fact I don't mind meat some at street corners and other in my shower-hour and I sort them out...
Hannington's Braai as a groupie, I must admit, has and is a success phenomenal.
It brings me immense pride and joy. I engineer statements and twist grammar without any worry.
But it also brings me pressure especially when I take long to write. I meat people who ask me "When is the next article...?
It even has members I have never mate...hee! hee!
There are arnd 30 people who I actually don't know and are not even my friends on facebook although one day I am sure I will meat them in hell...
Many have been longing for a blogging site where they can freely express themselves.
hanningtonsbraai.blogspot.com.
Some garbage written still needs to be uploaded. Uc its a lot of trash!
Otherwise enjoy so far whats on your plate... hee! hee!
I thank you! Keep reading!